The Rogue Nation of Momstononistan is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Most Supreme Magnificent Ruler with an iron fist, and notable for its teetotalling pirates, infamous sell-swords, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 22.3 billion Momstononistanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Industry and Education also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Macroplex of Momstononistan. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Momstononistanian economy, worth an astonishing 14,422 trillion Preciouses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is a breathtaking 646,739 Preciouses, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,417,605 per year while the poor average 64,995, a ratio of 52.6 to 1.

Ignorance is considered a politically desirable quality, Jennifer Government is banned, Most Supreme Magnificent Ruler's office has a newly installed Max-Man arcade game programmed by a 5th-grader, and soldiers are equipped with multi-million Precious battlesuits. Crime is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Momstononistan's national animal is the Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is not available.

Momstononistan is ranked 290,408^th in the world and 4,099^th in the Pacific for Highest Food Quality, scoring 1.34 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.