The Queendom of Monoceria is a large, cultured nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 170 million Monocerians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 46.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Monocerian economy, worth 12.8 trillion Scottish Coinages a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 75,260 Scottish Coinages, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Five-year-olds chanting "Little Miss Muffet" are accused of bullying arachnophobes, party leaders aid loyal supporters in opposition strongholds with a simple "Good luck" message, cash-strapped politicians frequently host bake sales to fund their campaigns, and the government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Monoceria's national animal is the Polar Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Monoceria is ranked 151,082^nd in the world and 108^th in Britannia for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 973.83 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.