The Federal Alliance of Morganham is a behemoth, orderly nation, ruled by a mysterious figure with an iron fist, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, smutty television, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 50.034 billion Morganites are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Healthcare, and Industry also on the agenda, while Welfare and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Morganham City. The average income tax rate is 93.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Morganese economy, worth an astonishing 16,163 trillion eggs a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Uranium Mining, Soda Sales, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 323,049 eggs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Morganham is sometimes referred to as the global janitor, citizens are deployed to barren deserts to protect small territorial claims, history lessons resemble a who's-who and how's-how of crime, and foreign nationals who stumble near Morganham are harbingers of war. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Morganham's national animal is the chicken, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is never mentioned in polite company.

Morganham is ranked 2,442^nd in the world and 53^rd in the Pacific for Highest Average Incomes, with 323,049.97 Standard Monetary Units.