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Most Valuable International Artwork: 315thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 445thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 958th
The ♡ holy ♡ ωєєву иαтισи of
Psychotic Dictatorship
More pirates = less global warming
Flying spaghetti monster
Influence
Page
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Animu Place

Population8.568 billion

CapitalOtakupolis
LeaderFlying spaghetti monster
FaithFsmism

CurrencyGold Bar
Animaleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

The ♡ holy ♡ ωєєву иαтισи of Animu Place is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Flying spaghetti monster with an iron fist, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, avant-garde cinema, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.568 billion weebs are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Administration, and Industry are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Otakupolis. The average income tax rate is 97.3%.

The frighteningly efficient weeb economy, worth a remarkable 3,368 trillion Gold Bars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 393,148 Gold Bars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners, vegetables are crisper thanks to CRISPR, the hardest thing for a mining operation to dig through is government red tape, and biker gangs and fashionistas are converting to Violetism en masse. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Animu Place's national animal is the eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Fsmism.

Animu Place is ranked 2,366th in the world and 62nd in The North Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments, with 322.74 kickbacks per hour.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 315thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 445thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 958thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,011thLargest Black Market: 1,014thMost Influential: 1,078thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,084thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,139thHighest Average Incomes: 1,184thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,309thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,478thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,530thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,704thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,760thMost Armed: 1,884thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,366thMost Devout: 2,461stMost Advanced Public Education: 2,581stFattest Citizens: 2,732ndLargest Governments: 2,857thTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 2,995thMost Efficient Economies: 3,190thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,433rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,639thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,060thMost Developed: 4,705thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,934thSmartest Citizens: 5,151stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,808thHighest Economic Output: 6,273rdMost Inclusive: 6,285thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,321stLowest Crime Rates: 6,955thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,247thMost Patriotic: 7,369thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7,730thMost Cultured: 9,106thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 9,150thHighest Food Quality: 9,389thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,909thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12,529thLargest Welfare Programs: 13,520thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,779thTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 14,701stMost Authoritarian: 19,124thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 25,977th
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 30th in the regionLargest Black Market: 30th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 32nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 33rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 35th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 37th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 44th in the regionMost Armed: 46th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 50th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 55th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 61st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 62nd in the regionTop
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Fattest Citizens: 69th in the regionMost Devout: 77th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 80th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 82nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 90th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 98th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 99th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 115th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 120th in the regionLargest Governments: 132nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 146th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 146th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 166th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 184th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 184th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 192nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 231st in the regionMost Developed: 233rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 234th in the regionMost Influential: 239th in the regionMost Patriotic: 249th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 260th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 265th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 314th in the regionTop
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Most Inclusive: 322nd in the regionMost Cultured: 399th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 439th in the regionRudest Citizens: 461st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 478th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 488th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 512th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 523rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 580th in the regionMost Stationary: 588th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Animu Place, biker gangs and fashionistas are converting to Violetism en masse.
  • : Following new legislation in Animu Place, the hardest thing for a mining operation to dig through is government red tape.
  • : Following new legislation in Animu Place, vegetables are crisper thanks to CRISPR.
  • : Following new legislation in Animu Place, 10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners.
  • : Following new legislation in Animu Place, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll.
  • : Following new legislation in Animu Place, this year's televised Budget Forecast has been cancelled because there was already one last year.
  • : Animu Place was endorsed by The Community of Hikki.
  • : Following new legislation in Animu Place, economic output is rising as the chronically depressed are persuaded not to burden society.
  • : Following new legislation in Animu Place, Dogman-branded weapons are all the rage in the militaristic comic-book community.
  • : Following new legislation in Animu Place, thieves find battery shops juicier targets than banks.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 241 » Koda-Land, Shibutani, Eraver, Unsophisticate, Empy, Omnistria, The Rhein States, Ethnon, PotatoFarmers, Sikol, North Bratislava, Azzarel, Great Bights Mum, Corfad, Dreadton, Siwale, Prydania, Zeternia, Pallaith, Advancia-Sizzletown, Nationeer, Aeurithianar, Nistriabar, Former English Colony, Xagill, Simone Republic, Frances Francis the First of France, Sil Dorsett, Rainengrad, Zecit, The Iron Lions, Unimaginable Doom, Kranostav, Wineclaw, Seenvorland, Malta Comino Gozo, Drentusa, AGoodPlace, Loutsland, VictorH, Votak Matim, Maott, The Bikini Bottom Republic, Vincone Cae, South Baba, New Trisone, Wilkshire, Merconitonitopia, Pleroma Sans Romans, A Salmon Named Harold, and 191 others.Feelonia, Yukti, Cloydicia, Walter Jackson, Panama Coalition, Lemonbiscuits, The Peoples Republic of Kyle, Soviet Terran, Ozstan, Bankowiata, Pasargad, Khoik, Radicaster, The Jerichowan Country, Chukstik Illahi, Inspiratus, Dacian Freelands, Gendirt, Xentherida, Zyvetskistaahn, Katuda, AmManies, Perikuresu, The Sinclarian Provinces, Andanavia, Unshleepd, Oannia, Hellsinky, Capitista, Holy Marcus Empire, Kwaj, Singamadri, New Terra-Nullius, Intelbrazia, Parpyduckland, Aeolist, Menouria, KAP03land, Cobolica, Regallio, Bornodia, Loptous, Eggplant Island, The Arverni Lands, Batatoland Empire, Bagojo, Varisland, Filibustra, Omicron Persei V111, Trillius, Sechiole, Thought Obliteration, Gragadoia, Antiyard, The Austro Germanic Union, TyGerria, The Zheng Dynasty, TheLandOfFunFunFun, Austro-Bavarian States, Atrito, Intion North, Wolffoxia, Segesta, Chipoli, Viceroy Vincent, New-Ferytland, Laurendon, Harjad, Russila, Transitional Global Authority, Darkanistan, Racoda, Aguaria Major, Technocratic-european Countries, Vlenkenov, Dem Republic of Romania, PlanetMercury, Laforeia, Kandorith, Pyos Ter, New Lakemba, Nouvel Empire, IHateRights, Esperonia, Jeltronian WA Mission, Ellbonnia, Gorundu, Aurasreich, Etanur, Territorio di Nessuno, Zerentopia, Rinadia, New Selkirk, Elliniki Dhmokratia, Southern Moosetopia, Marlducro, Catalis, South Parter, Deliber, Vilaforta, Northern-Kempia, TamilPesum, Orjald, The Secret Society of Zimbabwae2, New Atlantico, Ishtimbine, Pinky Queen, New Cordyceps, Arucaria, Petronellania, Workers Republic of Prestes Order, Ayuzhhhhh, Ovekisu, Bedsonya, Great Ignesia, Blyskalia, Crilland, Notyoutopia, Rex Republic, Castle In Confidence, Federation of Vanguard, Tugupaw, Bodhisva, Inclement Space, DarkMondoria, CyberEgypt, Jenha, Alogiada, Saint-Dauphin, Democratic Republic of Magley, Republiqueducroissant, Sindoesia, Bardopia, Kingdom of Time, Aerilia, Zandos, Love Shack, Eurocom, Caecar, Alire, Hyphen, Neptunian Military Administration, Mystiquelle, Western Justice, Armonker, United Orange Valley States, Izern, Zelenaya Dolina, Illusia and Neverendia, Luminerra, Furballland, Verderiesdre, Kyroth Dreemurr, Arostica, McMasterdonia, Kainin, Barxa, Valiacorkit, Lugarvatn, Valentine Z, Fragrancia, Mount Marvin, Ereena, Pribaltic Union, Halsoni, Germanic Cat, Norwegian FOREST Cat, Texaska, United Kahndaq, Altivia, Aoncarpa, Ardok, The Three Moutains, Vancricia, Francois Isidore, La Baja California, Ubeland, The New Oceanic States, Eralan, The Resoland, Yaorozu, Suvarnavarta, Northern Tatria, The Tony Paporordia, Davidianian, Tragesch Firwat, Stal Valley, Bhadeshistan, Comfed, Northern Zorbrasnka, and Hikki.

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