Population | 23.386 billion |
Capital | Bahmedag |
Leader | King Montebad II |
Faith | Mandaeism |
Currency | virtue |
Animal | dove |
The Kingdom of Merconitonitopia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by King Montebad II with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, zero percent divorce rate, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 23.386 billion Onitonites are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Spirituality, Environment, and Healthcare also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bahmedag. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Onitonite economy, worth an astonishing 12,928 trillion virtues a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is a breathtaking 552,838 virtues, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Government policies change at the drop of a rabbit, kids refer to anything below the neck as "the parts that shall not be named", god-fearing citizens can be seen in prayer circles around the Big Max impact crater, and the government is seen to favor traditionalist religions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Merconitonitopia's national animal is the dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Mandaeism.
Merconitonitopia is ranked 291,082nd in the world and 6,358th in The North Pacific for Safest, scoring 2.4 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Merconitonitopia, the government is seen to favor traditionalist religions.
- : Merconitonitopia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Juvenile Life Sentences without Parole".
- : Following new legislation in Merconitonitopia, god-fearing citizens can be seen in prayer circles around the Big Max impact crater.
- : Merconitonitopia endorsed The Republic of The Confederate States of America.
- : Merconitonitopia lodged a message on the The North Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in Merconitonitopia, kids refer to anything below the neck as "the parts that shall not be named".
- : Following new legislation in Merconitonitopia, government policies change at the drop of a rabbit.
- : Following new legislation in Merconitonitopia, parents live in fear of governmental 'child protection' squads.
- : Merconitonitopia was endorsed by The Caius of United States of Dictators.
- : Following new legislation in Merconitonitopia, the nation has always been at war with Bigtopia.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 361 » The Rhein States, Corfad, Koda-Land, Dreadton, Sil Dorsett, North Bratislava, Zyvetskistaahn, Shibutani, Walter Jackson, Chukstik Illahi, Siwale, Loutsland, Wilkshire, Seenvorland, Karazan, Azzarel, Vincone Cae, Advancia-Sizzletown, Aeurithianar, Ethnon, Antiyard, Kranostav, Pallaith, Empy, Aeolist, Frances Francis the First of France, Wineclaw, Great Bights Mum, The Iron Lions, Yukti, Necromonia, The Windmilluminati, Vexilia, Gurou, Soviet Terran, PotatoFarmers, Eraver, Unsophisticate, Solmetria, Pleroma Sans Romans, Khoik, The Sinclarian Provinces, Zecit, Panama Coalition, Singamadri, Cloydicia, Malta Comino Gozo, Vesuva, The Austro Germanic Union, Old Emporia, and 311 others.David Davidson, Quentiam Viventem, Pradovnia, United States of Medford, Phoronu, Cinnibar, Lemonbiscuits, Nationeer, Omnistria, Dicko, Xagill, Maott, Votak Matim, Leonfire, New Trisone, Xentherida, Nistriabar, Unshleepd, Zeternia, Prydania, Sikol, Former English Colony, Simone Republic, Unimaginable Doom, Animu Place, South Baba, Rainengrad, The Bikini Bottom Republic, The Peoples Republic of Kyle, Batatoland Empire, Gendirt, Drentusa, Sattelbach, A Salmon Named Harold, Andanavia, Fran Advar, Bankowiata, Pasargad, Ozstan, Inspiratus, Joevala, AGoodPlace, Perikuresu, Laurendon, Progressitalia, Laxoimia, Neopie, Dacian Freelands, AmManies, Katuda, Tamarvand, Upper Libertatem, Alzaran, Capitista, Tehmistan, Hellsinky, The Jerichowan Country, Le Free Republic, Kwaj, Warnen, Eggplant Island, The Unicrons, New Terra-Nullius, Nordliches Stadt, Holy Marcus Empire, Havonosa, Fratanica, Baja Calivada, Menouria, Parpyduckland, Intelbrazia, KAP03land, Cobolica, Regallio, Bornodia, Very Pog, The Arverni Lands, Gragadoia, Rex Republic, Hai Han, Bagojo, Arucaria, Westerhold, Randoes, Mk Steele, Oannia, Mystiquelle, Thought Obliteration, GPT-3, Filibustra, Varisland, Scres Gidgerland, Omicron Persei V111, Chipoli, Eurochina, Catel Sago, Sechiole, Roman Empire August, Atrito, Etanur, New Xyroxes, Tenana, U S Eh, Argylia, Salish-Cascadia, Amdupe, Spartoi, Coutdown, Andstions, Alsion, Unterlander, Hentaigraado, TamilPesum, Kamohoalii, Hokkaido and the Kuril Islands, TyGerria, Horrorlandian State, Viridiann, Sri Temasekia, TheLandOfFunFunFun, Ivy Rekkia, Austro-Bavarian States, Jinwoy, Viceroy Vincent, Intion North, Radicaster, Wolffoxia, Russila, Transitional Global Authority, Elephant Bill Land, Darkanistan, Racoda, Aguaria Major, Technocratic-european Countries, Harjad, Vlenkenov, Dem Republic of Romania, The Soviet States of Europe, Laforeia, PlanetMercury, Kandorith, Pyos Ter, New Lakemba, Nouvel Empire, Pannonika, Jeltronian WA Mission, IHateRights, Ellbonnia, Esperonia, Blyskalia, Federation of Vanguard, Bharathvarsh, Pinky Queen, The Zheng Dynasty, Gorundu, Territorio di Nessuno, Zerentopia, The Confederate States of America, Snipland, Love Shack, Southern Moosetopia, Aurasreich, Marlducro, Catalis, Greater Portugaliza, South Parter, Furballland, Deliber, Opis, Northern-Kempia, New Atlantico, New-Ferytland, The Secret Society of Zimbabwae2, Bjorkikistan, Ishtimbine, Valentine Z, Teriol, Mesvice, Rinadia, Dakota Territories, Yokciq Empire, DarkMondoria, Kingdom of Time, Petronellania, Workers Republic of Prestes Order, Individualist Catopia, Ham Federation, Alire, Coth Pladyia, Ayuzhhhhh, Mortionia, Bedsonya, Bodhisva, Coders, Libaga, Ovekisu, Great Ignesia, Crilland, Notyoutopia, Oskland, Alogiada, Caecar, Neutral Federation of the Mountains, Castle In Confidence, Saint-Dauphin, XST, Tugupaw, Inclement Space, New New New Alabama, Grith Neria, Valiacorkit, Republiqueducroissant, Neptunian Military Administration, CyberEgypt, Texopolian TRADE ROUTE, Jenha, Sindoesia, Izern, Democratic Republic of Magley, Florevana, Ijo, Kaiser Dominance, Zelenaya Dolina, Bardopia, New Cordyceps, Kosova, Leone Frankia, Aerilia, Everything Decided at Random, Zandos, Small Venezia, Eurocom, Dodos Revenge, Tsuen Kwai Tsing, New Bismuthium, Hyphen, Gojira, Western Justice, Armonker, Stratharran, United Orange Valley States, Sapien-Zustand, Segesta, Illusia and Neverendia, Ardok, Norwegian FOREST Cat, Ereena, Verderiesdre, Ateala, Photan, Kyroth Dreemurr, Germanic Cat, Halsoni, Ziprotscria, Luminerra, McMasterdonia, Arostica, Psykistriaa, Barxa, Eludmonden, Kobalera, Kainin, Lugarvatn, Myth Of Saints, Fragrancia, Arjuna, Mount Marvin, A Nova Terra, Pribaltic Union, Texaska, United Kahndaq, The Resoland, Altivia, Auvangad Eng, Northern Tatria, Tharlect, Tringapore, Aoncarpa, ZleekyGgh, Vancricia, Eralan, Francois Isidore, Burback, Ubeland, The New Oceanic States, Avistonia, The Tony Paporordia, Suvarnavarta, Yaorozu, Balto, Aneth, Tanbearia, Mandenosia, Dillimore, Davidianian, Zyropia, Singaporen Empire, PwRepublic, IC-Water, Northern Zorbrasnka, Picairn, Tragesch Firwat, Bhadeshistan, Comfed, Ruskistania, Neriorki, Stal Valley, AnnaK, Democatic Donkeys, Hikki, and United States of Dictators.