The Theocracy of Nya Aland is a titanic, orderly nation, remarkable for its complete lack of prisons and compulsory military service. The cynical, devout population of 11.033 billion Nya Alandians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 23.5%.

The Nya Alandian economy, worth 531 trillion Kronor a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 48,194 Kronor, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. Nya Aland's national animal is the Goat.

Nya Aland is ranked 170,227^th in the world and 17^th in Independent Order for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 66.33 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.