Population | 5.053 billion |
Capital | New Can |
Currency | ralloD |
Animal | Blobfish |
The Democratic Republic of Old Can is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its smutty television, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed population of 5.053 billion Old Canians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Can. The average income tax rate is 57.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The thriving Old Canian economy, worth 497 trillion ralloDs a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 98,522 ralloDs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Even God cannot save you in Old Can, the Department of Reduction of Bureaucratic Red Tape has set up a working committee to investigate its own excessive paperwork, citizens living in underground cities have developed a healthy green glow, and prolonged government investigations are a common revenge tactic among spurned significant others. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Old Can's national animal is the Blobfish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.
Old Can is ranked 113,271st in the world and 483rd in Europeia for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 1,323.55 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Old Can was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, Most World Assembly Endorsements, and Most Influential and the Top 10% for Highest Food Quality and Most Beautiful Environments.
- : Old Can was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Old Can was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Smartest Citizens and Healthiest Citizens.
- : Old Can was endorsed by The Tripartite Kingdom of Nova Angelus.
- : Old Can was endorsed by The People's Republic of Wolfsgrad.
- : Old Can was endorsed by The United Kingdom of Lime82.
- : Old Can was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Old Can, prolonged government investigations are a common revenge tactic among spurned significant others.
- : Old Can was endorsed by The Fresh Static Snow of Sanjurika.
- : Old Can was endorsed by The Supine Socialist Slothland of Maowi.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 14 » Le Libertia, Pland Adanna, Dat Countreh, Primorye Oblast, UPC, Aevana, PhDre, Decacon, JayDee II, Disney Know it Alls, Grande pudimland, Lime82, Wolfsgrad, and Nova Angelus.