The People's Republic of Order of Malah is a mammoth, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 5.556 billion Order of Malahians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nyedosht City. The average income tax rate is 68.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Order of Malahian economy, worth 106 trillion Bro-kes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 19,099 Bro-kes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Judges are all-powerful, taxi drivers seem less xenophobic these days, senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour, and extraordinary rendition is nothing out of the ordinary. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Order of Malah's national animal is the Raven, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Order of Malah is ranked 44,318^th in the world and 34^th in Forest for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 4,925.41 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.