The Republic of Oztil is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Nathan with an even hand, and renowned for its strictly enforced bedtime, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful population of 3.162 billion Oztilians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zatpan. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 27.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Oztilian economy, worth 637 trillion Oztil coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 201,536 Oztil coins, with the richest citizens earning 6.4 times as much as the poorest.

Commercial ships often report keel and hull damage from coral reef impacts, bike rage is all the rage, the 'no-coal' transition is being paid for in slashed student support funds, and the government has started a campaign to crack down on road rage and encourage alternate means of commuting. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Oztil's national animal is the lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Holy Order of St Ilton.

Oztil is ranked 26,389^th in the world and 382^nd in the Pacific for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 2,859.63 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.