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Most Compassionate Citizens: 653rdNicest Citizens: 653rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 966th
The Na´ve Showgirl of
Left-wing Utopia
Be Kind
Influence
Auxiliary
Showgirl
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Superb

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Panian

Population22.888 billion

Capitalthe Isle of Apples
LeaderSister Nemain
Faithdruidism

Currencytear
Animalcrow

The Na´ve Showgirl of Panian is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Sister Nemain with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 22.888 billion Panians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the Isle of Apples. The average income tax rate is 92.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Panian economy, worth a remarkable 2,395 trillion tears a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 104,650 tears, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Exceptionally healthy police officers can sprint after crooks for hours on end, the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites, and the nation has an international reputation for compassion. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Panian's national animal is the crow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is druidism.

Panian is ranked 5,615th in the world and 2nd in The Sands for Highest Economic Output, with 2,395 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Compassionate Citizens: 653rdNicest Citizens: 653rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 966thMost Pacifist: 1,051stMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,054thBest Weather: 1,430thMost Inclusive: 1,551stLargest Welfare Programs: 1,819thSafest: 1,844thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,198thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,257thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,341stTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,435thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,591stMost Cultured: 2,769thLargest Populations: 4,375thHealthiest Citizens: 4,486thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,585thHighest Economic Output: 5,615thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,132ndMost Rebellious Youth: 6,258thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,940thLargest Governments: 9,038thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,215thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,327thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,887thSmartest Citizens: 10,135thLowest Crime Rates: 11,318thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,343rdTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 14,336thLargest Information Technology Sector: 18,688thMost Income Equality: 19,711thMost Devout: 21,792nd
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Income Equality: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Panian, the nation has an international reputation for compassion.
  • : Following new legislation in Panian, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites.
  • : Following new legislation in Panian, the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees.
  • : Following new legislation in Panian, exceptionally healthy police officers can sprint after crooks for hours on end.
  • : Following new legislation in Panian, it is believed that belligerence is a passing phase foreign leaders will soon outgrow.
  • : Following new legislation in Panian, citizens are exhausted from weekly general elections.
  • : Following new legislation in Panian, college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys.
  • : Panian's influence in The Sands rose from "Ambassador" to "Auxiliary".
  • : Following new legislation in Panian, modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes.
  • : Following new legislation in Panian, the diplomatic corps stinks.

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