The United Socialist States of Remulas is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by President Bier with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, state-planned economy, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic population of 9.658 billion Remulasians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Reme. The average income tax rate is 89.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Remulasian economy, worth a remarkable 1,559 trillion Work bills a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 161,451 Work bills, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government leaders testify at international tribunals on why the sun went out, mosh pits are a common phenomenon in President Bier's political rallies, the government is hounded to provide tissues whenever the feelings of the Dàguó people are hurt, and teachers flinch when students raise their hands too quickly. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Remulas's national animal is the Kiwi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Kiwism.

Remulas is ranked 298,367^th in the world and 11,297^th in Osiris for Fattest Citizens, with 4.83 Obesity Rate.