The Matriarchy of Reverse Cowgirl is a mammoth, genial nation, notable for its public floggings, frequent executions, and smutty television. The compassionate, humorless, devout population of 8.113 billion Reverse Cowgirlians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 73.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Reverse Cowgirlian economy, worth a remarkable 1,158 trillion Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 142,806 Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 7.9 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked, building a phallus out of Minecraft blocks counts as indecent exposure, builders across Reverse Cowgirl are blocked up with orders for new public loos, and the transit system is throwing poor people under the bus. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Reverse Cowgirl's national animal is the Horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Reverse Cowgirl is ranked 31,591^st in the world and 1^st in The Cardtel for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 2,593.48 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.