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Governor: The cardtel founder

WA Delegate: None.

Founder: The cardtel founder

Last WA Update:

Maps Board Activity History Admin Rank

Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,427th Most Authoritarian: 1,631st Most Nations: 2,975th+2
Most Devout: 3,128th Best Weather: 3,136th
World Factbook Entry

Welcome to the Cardtel!
Our cause, noble; our methods, less so.



The Cardtel is a group of traders committed to properly valuing legendary cards.

We noble few who stood against the menace of inflation now reap the rewards of our perseverance. Down with inflators. Long live legendaries. VIVA LA CARDTEL

Interested in joining? Telegram Fhaengshia or The United Peoples of Centrism



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    Cardtel Operations

    MetaGameplay by The cardtel founder . 576 reads.

Tags: Featured, Governorless, and Minuscule.

The Cardtel contains 5 nations, the 2,975th most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

The Most Cultured in The Cardtel

After spending many tedious hours in coffee shops and concert halls, World Census experts have found the following nations to be the most cultured.

As a region, The Cardtel is ranked 31,563rd in the world for Most Cultured.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Community of FiresaleInoffensive Centrist Democracy“It's a Fire! Sale.”
2.The Dont Join UwU instead be Sus of THE CarDtelDemocratic Socialists“The cardtel”
3.The Protectorate of Oversized Operativez 32Psychotic Dictatorship“The Imperial Boot of Osiris”
4.The Republic of SPLCAnarchy“Society for the Preservation of Legendary Cards”
5.The Matriarchy of Reverse CowgirlInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Cowgirl but reversed”

Regional Happenings

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The Cardtel Regional Message Board

Congratulations on being featured!

Featured hopper, A cardboard box, Lesbonka, The Featured Region Express, and 1 otherBite My Biscuits

Birthday cake herby

Beep beep! Congrats on being the featured region of the day! Anyone for some cake?

Featured hopper, A cardboard box, Lesbonka, The Featured Region Express, and 1 otherBite My Biscuits

The true wanderer

Congratulations on being featured. May your region prosper.

Featured hopper, A cardboard box, Lesbonka, The Featured Region Express, and 1 otherBite My Biscuits

A cardboard box

Salutations and felicitations :D

Featured hopper, Lesbonka, The Featured Region Express, and Bite My Biscuits

Krusha celebrates

Congratulations :D your region has been featured. nations of The Cardtel should celebrate the super rare achievement and I'm thankful! - message from Krusha, Krusha puppet and Krusha Puppet Region Legacy

Rank: Puppet Region

Congratulations on your featuredness.

On Behalf of Rhino Hypolan,
Welcome To The Featured Zone!

As Biscuit Famous Greg Heffley Sets Up a Biscuit Stall for The Cardtel, He Hands a Biscuit Signature To The Region Owner For That Stall Within The Famous Quote.

Your Fame Is: Small Signature (Dead Region. Nice Card Farm Though)

Inspired by The Featured Region Express' factbook: Region Score Breakdown

Revamped 9/16/25

Rating Name

Info

The Biscuit Dumpster

The region is THE WORST out of all of the regions hoping it ceases to exist or gets raided (Is Racist, Homophobic, Fascist, Hate Groups, Offensive Images, etc.). You get 0% chance of seeing the quote at the end of the message being replaced by nothing but dissatisfaction.

Small Signature

The region just gets a small signature. This region is not featured in my profile (Dead Region, or I Do Not Like The Region {Partially}). You still get a biscuit famous quote at the end of the message however, it's basic.

Photo Opportunity

The region gets a signature and a photo opp. This region is featured on my profile (Active on embassies, Dead Region with an Interesting Trait, Semi-Dead Region, etc.). The Biscuit Famous quote is the same as "Small Signature."

Trending Figure

The region is the Trending Figure of regions, and looks good. It has description on why on my profile (Active region / Active RMB, Cool Region, Interesting Traits on an Embassy Region, etc.). The Biscuit Famous quote at the end of the message gets upgraded to Bold Text.

Biscuit Golden Award

The region is VERY RARE and awesome, never thought I visit that region THIS cool... You get a gold award for this! (Has a High Population such as Artificial Solar System, TFRE Rated This Region First Class Rating, Being One of My Favorite Regions, etc.). The Biscuit Famous quote at the end of the message is not just Bold text, it is decorated too!

BISCUIT FAMOUS AWARD OF EXCELLENCE

Out of all the activity on NS, I never thought that THIS REGION had the most impressive move where it deserves a 1/1000000 achievement, and the region is IMPRESSIVE deserving this rating with a Ridiculously Rare Encounter... GG's Buddy You Deserve This Award of Excellence Showing True Fame... (One of the Most Popular Regions In NS, Ridiculously Rare Trait on a Region Such as Being Featured <7 Days After Founding, Being Featured Twice in <4 Weeks, Has a Special Trait In That Region, Etc.). The Biscuit Famous quote at the end of the message is the best one yet and it is uniquely decorated!

Event Signature

The region has a signature during a special event that is currently happening (N-Day, Z-Day, Halloween, Thanksgiving, Christmas, etc.). Sometimes the Biscuit Famous quote at the end of the message gets modified to fit the event.

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Bite My Biscuits!

Featured

You'rem Fetud?

Ahoy! RV Charming Sea is passing through to explore your featured region. Our hearty congratulations!

As a train pulls into the The Cardtel train station, an announcement is made on the train station's PA system.

"Attention The Cardtel Station passengers. Now arriving on Track 1, is The Featured Region Express to [Insert next Featured Region.] Please stand back from the yellow line and please watch the gap while boarding the train."

When entering the station, the train sounds its modified horn, which sounds like someone is saying: "Congratulations on becoming the Featured Region yesterday The Cardtel!"

Also while entering the station, FRE Train Conductor Kai, with a bright smile on his face, sticks his head out of the train's locomotive window, waves, and yells: "Congratulations on becoming the Featured Region yesterday The Cardtel!"

The train stops at the platform for 2 minutes, and opens its doors, picking up/dropping off passengers.

The train then closes it's doors and departs, heading to the next Featured Region.

Region Score (What Class would I let the residents of this region sit in on the train, based on the region score the region gets):

Coach Class: Dead region, region with no activity or little to no activity.

Premium Coach Class: Semi-dead region, region with some activity, embassy active region, your average ancient lands associated region, this is the region's 2nd time being featured, or I like the region.

Business Class: Region with a lot of activity, this is the region's 3rd time being featured, or I really like the region.

First Class: Region with a ton of activity, this is the region's 4th or more time being featured, or I love this region so much, that if I weren't congratulating featured regions, I would most likely reside in that region for awhile, or make it my permanent region.

Class Upgrade: If a region is based on an IRL location that has a train station, the region's score will be upgraded one class.

CREDIT TO: Bite My Biscuits, For Helping Me Revamp This Factbook.

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[Premium Coach Class] (Dead region, little to no activity, but this is the region's 2nd time being featured)

Krusha celebrates

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