The Maggi Strat of Roavin is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Jonathan Relean with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 22.226 billion Roavinians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Namartis. The average income tax rate is 89.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Roavinian economy, worth a remarkable 2,130 trillion Johtirs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 95,844 Johtirs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure, handling people's data is proving an immersive experience, confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle", and toy versions of heroin paraphernalia let kids pretend to be their favourite TV characters. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Roavin's national animal is the Left-Handed Chicken, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Roavin is ranked 321,422^nd in the world and 3,987^th in the South Pacific for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 20.34 on the Bus Surprisal Index.