by Max Barry

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 84thMost Ignorant Citizens: 188thMost Devout: 237th
Iron Fist Consumerists
Donald Trump and Kanye West
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Population16.222 billion

CapitalWashington DC
LeaderDonald Trump and Kanye West
FaithFollowers of Trump

CurrencyTrump Steak

The BETTER THAN U AND U KNOW IT of ROM is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Donald Trump and Kanye West with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, infamous sell-swords, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 16.222 billion Trump Stans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Spirituality, and Administration also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Washington DC. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.

The frighteningly efficient ROMian economy, worth a remarkable 4,641 trillion Trump Steaks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Gambling. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 286,117 Trump Steaks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Cotton candy made from genuine cotton cellulose doesn't quite satisfy, police pull people off the street for even mentioning the word plane, slavers view "what did your last slave die of" as a request for a demonstration, and citizens who become homeless are immediately executed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. ROM's national animal is the Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Followers of Trump.

ROM is ranked 84th in the world and 16th in The North Pacific for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 10,135.78 Bank.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 84thMost Ignorant Citizens: 188thMost Devout: 237thMost Primitive: 284thLargest Black Market: 333rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 409thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 447thLargest Mining Sector: 453rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 532ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 606thMost Corrupt Governments: 610thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 651stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 800thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,461stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,575thMost Avoided: 1,685thHighest Economic Output: 2,288thHighest Average Incomes: 2,397thTop
Fattest Citizens: 2,920thNudest: 2,991stLargest Gambling Industry: 3,676thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,779thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,163rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,074thLargest Governments: 5,209thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,332ndHighest Poor Incomes: 5,565thRudest Citizens: 6,581stMost Efficient Economies: 7,792ndMost Influential: 8,139thLowest Crime Rates: 8,601stTop
Largest Populations: 13,261stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 16,130thMost Advanced Public Transport: 19,477th
Largest Mining Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10th in the regionLargest Black Market: 11th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 13th in the regionMost Primitive: 14th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 16th in the regionMost Devout: 17th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 18th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 27th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 28th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 28th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 35th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 37th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 50th in the regionMost Avoided: 51st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 65th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 71st in the regionNudest: 95th in the regionFattest Citizens: 100th in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 111th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 124th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 177th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 221st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 224th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 259th in the regionLargest Governments: 275th in the regionLargest Populations: 290th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 323rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 339th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 431st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 440th in the regionTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 708th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 891st in the region

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