The Republic of New of Pushistia is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Nameless with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, infamous sell-swords, and compulsory vegetarianism. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 5.054 billion Pushistians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Catopolis. The average income tax rate is 69.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Pushistian economy, worth 842 trillion Pushistian dinars a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 166,759 Pushistian dinars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Law schools are hurrying to teach the "prank defense" to their students, the government is coughing up funds for lung cancer victims, in life full of care there is no time to stop and stare, and children who believe in the tooth fairy are frequently shipped off to Bigtopia. Crime is totally unknown. Pushistia's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Reincarnism.

Pushistia is ranked 319,933^rd in the world and 1,393^rd in Europeia for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -15.02 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.