The Republic of New of Pushistia is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Nameless with an even hand, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 4.958 billion Pushistians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Catopolis. The average income tax rate is 68.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Pushistian economy, worth 856 trillion Pushistian dinars a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 172,776 Pushistian dinars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreign spirits are hard to find due to an abundance of "Cletus and Jim Bob's Homemade Pushistian Moonshine", online terrorists are automatically assigned adverts for cheap balaclavas, hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock", and lawyers are ordering red ink and 'Cease and Desist' rubber stamps in preparation for the return of copyright law. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Pushistia's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Reincarnism.

Pushistia is ranked 303,069^th in the world and 1,381^st in Europeia for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -13.96 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.