The Flowery Kingdom of Roslet is a massive, safe nation, ruled by King Vittorio Antonis with an even hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, rampant corporate plagiarism, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cheerful population of 1.173 billion Rosletites enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Welfare, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cape Laurel. The average income tax rate is 77.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Rosletian economy, worth 129 trillion coins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 109,993 coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens are encouraged to show displeasure with politicians by poking them with sharp metal sticks, artists are pillars of society, cutting remarks are the limit of King Vittorio Antonis's violent tendencies, and politicians have seen a significant reduction in followers on their social media accounts. Crime is totally unknown. Roslet's national animal is the sheep, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Vittorism.

Roslet is ranked 139,615^th in the world and 674^th in Europeia for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 1,056.42 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.