The United Socialist Federation of Rossortsy is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Supreme Soviet with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate population of 8.657 billion Rossortsyians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oktyalkovo Primum. The average income tax rate is 96.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Rossortsyian economy, worth a remarkable 1,515 trillion Preciums a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 175,115 Preciums, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Orphanages are closing their doors as the government forces parents to actually raise their children, left-wing militias train children how to properly burn down banks, Rossortsy's citizens often wander into each other's homes, and the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees. Crime is totally unknown. Rossortsy's national animal is the Goobert, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Rossortsy is ranked 4,078^th in the world and 6^th in USSR for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 96.39 Effective Tax Rate.