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Greater Cuba

Population32.965 billion

CapitalNueva Havana
LeaderChe Castro

Animaldik dik

The Great Scientific Polity of Greater Cuba is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Che Castro with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 32.965 billion Cubans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nueva Havana. The income tax rate is 100%.

The all-consuming Greater Cuban economy, worth a remarkable 9,034 trillion Roubles a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 274,058 Roubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication, the recital of citations that follows any political speech can be longer than the speech itself, arbitrary election rules are considered sacrosanct, and more sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Greater Cuba's national animal is the dik dik, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Greater Cuba is ranked 539th in the world and 1st in USSR for Best Weather, with 891 meters of sunlight.

Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 6thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10thLargest Welfare Programs: 29thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 34thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 47thLargest Governments: 123rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 133rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 171stMost Advanced Public Education: 202ndSafest: 214thMost Beautiful Environments: 229thMost Pacifist: 267thLowest Crime Rates: 373rdMost Subsidized Industry: 484thBest Weather: 539thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 557thMost Influential: 615thHighest Economic Output: 661stLongest Average Lifespans: 744thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 864thSmartest Citizens: 1,003rdHighest Poor Incomes: 1,120thMost Stationary: 1,139thHealthiest Citizens: 1,547thLargest Populations: 1,901stNicest Citizens: 2,383rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,409thTop
Highest Food Quality: 2,548thMost Cultured: 2,763rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,818thHighest Average Incomes: 2,820thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,053rdMost Inclusive: 3,090thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,171stLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,419thMost Developed: 5,279thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,424thTop
Most Secular: 14,697thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 17,141stMost Scientifically Advanced: 18,069th
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionSafest: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionTop
Smartest Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Populations: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 7th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 7th in the region

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