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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 5thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9thLargest Welfare Programs: 23rd
The Great Scientific Polity of
Left-wing Utopia
We Don't Get Mad, We Get Stabby
Influence
Eminence Grise
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
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Greater Cuba

Population30.538 billion

CapitalNueva Havana
LeaderChe Castro

CurrencyRouble
Animaldik dik

The Great Scientific Polity of Greater Cuba is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Che Castro with a fair hand, and renowned for its national health service, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 30.538 billion Cubans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nueva Havana. The income tax rate is 100%.

The all-consuming Greater Cuban economy, worth a remarkable 8,301 trillion Roubles a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 271,840 Roubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have, sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations, political talk shows often have children as guests whenever they need commentary on world religions, and the nation has nearly as many history museums as Cubans. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Greater Cuba's national animal is the dik dik, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Greater Cuba is ranked 207,461st in the world and 64th in USSR for Most Avoided, scoring 0.16 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 5thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9thLargest Welfare Programs: 23rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 38thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 45thLargest Governments: 102ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 111thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 168thMost Advanced Public Education: 179thSafest: 190thMost Beautiful Environments: 204thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 229thMost Pacifist: 242ndLowest Crime Rates: 330thMost Subsidized Industry: 363rdBest Weather: 500thMost Influential: 589thHighest Economic Output: 643rdLongest Average Lifespans: 691stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 747thHighest Poor Incomes: 830thSmartest Citizens: 922ndMost Stationary: 1,223rdHealthiest Citizens: 1,454thLargest Populations: 1,969thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,989thNicest Citizens: 1,992ndTop
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Most Inclusive: 2,572ndHighest Average Incomes: 2,630thMost Cultured: 2,661stMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,707thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,125thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,204thLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,532ndMost Developed: 8,015thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,208thTop
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Most Secular: 14,467thMost Income Equality: 17,416thMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,619thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 18,326thMost Politically Free: 19,045th
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Highest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Free: 2nd in the regionSafest: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionTop
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Smartest Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 5th in the regionLargest Populations: 5th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Greater Cuba voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Public Access to Court Records".
  • : Greater Cuba voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Wallenburg".
  • : Greater Cuba voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Wartime Journalism Protection Act"".
  • : Greater Cuba was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Developed.
  • : Greater Cuba voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Nuremgard".
  • : Greater Cuba voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Integrity in Law Enforcement".
  • : Greater Cuba was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Greater Cuba voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Trotterdam".
  • : Greater Cuba voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Protecting Legal Rights of Workers".
  • : Greater Cuba was endorsed by The United Socialist States of Austrinae.

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