The Great Scientific Polity of Greater Cuba is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Che Castro with a fair hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, smutty television, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 43.718 billion Cubans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nueva Havana. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Greater Cuban economy, worth an astonishing 12,052 trillion Roubles a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 275,677 Roubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Political speeches that drill deep into bureaucratic fine detail could be said to be a little boring, cricket farmers use magnifying glasses to fit every member of their herd with tiny tracking tags, the nation's most "productive" diamond mine hasn't been operational for seven months, and crackheads chase drug-loaded drones in hopes of a lucky drop. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Greater Cuba's national animal is the dik dik, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Greater Cuba is ranked 48^th in the world and 1^st in USSR for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 40,856.37 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.