The United Socialist States of RTM15 is a massive, pleasant nation, notable for its rum-swilling pirates. The hard-working population of 1.396 billion RTM15ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 18.4%.

The RTM15ian economy, worth 72.4 trillion baht a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Pizza Delivery, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 51,862 baht, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Legislators must raise their hands if they want to speak, netizens fiercely argue over who loves Leader more, peace talks occasionally rack up a higher body count than the wars they seek to stop, and breastfeeding mothers are replacing smokers to loiter outside the workplace. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. RTM15's national animal is the eagle.

RTM15 is ranked 154,907^th in the world and 61^st in Hell for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 55.56 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.