The Republic of RuebinhoLand is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Perfectly nice chief voted by the public with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 21.036 billion RuebinhoLandians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ruebinho City. The average income tax rate is 86.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming RuebinhoLandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,028 trillion monetuses a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 96,413 monetuses, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People with hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia faint upon diagnosis, hordes of tourists are ruining the environment, cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high, and ignorance is considered a politically desirable quality. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. RuebinhoLand's national animal is the mouse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

RuebinhoLand is ranked 4,930^th in the world and 123^rd in the Pacific for Safest, scoring 129.06 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.