The Free Land of Ryaxelon is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Sir Mixalot with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, democratic population of 19.961 billion Ryaxelonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 93.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ryaxelonian economy, worth a remarkable 2,059 trillion loxons a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery. Average income is an impressive 103,151 loxons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The national economy makes a whole lot of nothing, national foreign policy involves significant amounts of hand wringing, the government guarantees that tourists will have the ultimate trip on their trips, and back-alley holistic doctors carry crystals in long trench coats. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ryaxelon's national animal is the riggerloo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ryaxelon is ranked 299,601^st in the world and 49^th in Spiritus for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -8.83 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.