The New Communistkia of SalmAttiA is a massive, safe nation, ruled by kaveche invetre with an even hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, suspicion of poets, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-working population of 2.006 billion japasalmattians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of salmara. The average income tax rate is 25.4%.

The japasalmattian economy, worth 97.6 trillion helloes a year, is led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 48,637 helloes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

The government is in utter turmoil following the recent abolishment of the tax code, police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds, military pilots spend more time scraping feathers off their engines than flying their aircraft, and the military has grudgingly released all top secret information in an effort for greater transparency. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. SalmAttiA's national animal is the japanese rebisuri, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Comuners.

SalmAttiA is ranked 204,724^th in the world and 1,455^th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -3.74 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.