The United Socialist States of Seal Soviet Union is a huge, cultured nation, notable for its state-planned economy, frequent executions, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical population of 564 million Seal Soviet Union Citizens are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of CCCP Seal Capital Territory. The average income tax rate is 75.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Seal Soviet Unionian economy, worth 48.0 trillion Seal Union Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is 85,043 Seal Union Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Politicians accepting drinks in bars are executed for taking bribes, newspapers cannot report anything about politicians without their explicit consent, international terrorists often get their weapons supply in Seal Soviet Union, and beaches are empty as the shark population multiplies exponentially. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Seal Soviet Union's national animal is the Seal, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Seal Soviet Union is ranked 16,847^th in the world and 289^th in the Pacific for Nicest Citizens, with 24.29 average smiles per day.