The Kingdom of Second Georgia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Vito II The Surprisingly Nice with an iron fist, and remarkable for its aversion to nipples, avowedly heterosexual populace, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 2.743 billion Georgians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tbilisi. The average income tax rate is 75.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Second Georgian economy, worth 344 trillion Laris a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 125,653 Laris, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cricket farmers use magnifying glasses to fit every member of their herd with tiny tracking tags, police officers often head to work wearing onesies and fluffy pink bunny-slippers, apples shaped like baguettes have become a strange new food fad, and a third of Georgians are e-certified CEOs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Second Georgia's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Second Georgia is ranked 18,138^th in the world and 1,051^st in Lazarus for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 3,547.62 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.