The Ebreinian Puppet of Serdaryaristan is a colossal, orderly nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-working, cynical population of 4.173 billion Serdaryaristani are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Qerhat. The average income tax rate is 26.8%.

The Serdaryaristani economy, worth 246 trillion serdars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 58,984 serdars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Solid steel breastplates are in fashion amongst city drivers, the police are destroying all photographic evidence of their own existence, sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations, and the secret service is working overtime to find anyone publishing unauthorized material about Leader. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Serdaryaristan's national animal is the melon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Serdaryaristan is ranked 87,569^th in the world and 132^nd in Horizon for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 1,094.65 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.