The Kingdom of Serlanda is a titanic, cultured nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, avant-garde cinema, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 14.407 billion Serlandics are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Environment, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Defense isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rome. The average income tax rate is 72.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Serlandic economy, worth a remarkable 1,360 trillion Euros a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 94,462 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Scrabble champions have been left scrambling for scraps, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Rome, teachers are dying as they attempt to read 500 word essays without pausing for breath, and no one is quite sure what many government officials look like. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Serlanda's national animal is the Red Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Serlanda is ranked 11,790^th in the world and 754^th in Lazarus for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 4,912.23 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.