The Democratic Republic of Sesakvo is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by National Emergency Council with an even hand, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, compulsory military service, and national health service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 1.062 billion Sesakvojans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sankta Sabelio. The average income tax rate is 68.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Sesakvojan economy, worth 129 trillion Ĉiuhoras a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 121,475 Ĉiuhoras, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Plain-clothes police officers follow Dàguó tourists everywhere they go, scientists on maritime expeditions return with a healthy glow, Sankta Sabelio's iconic yellow taxis are nowhere to be seen, and economists have been named Invertebrates of the Year. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sesakvo's national animal is the Wolfhound, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is One God Church.

Sesakvo is ranked 49,794^th in the world and 162^nd in The Frontier Sea for Most Cultured, scoring 72 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.