The Cryptocratic Monarchy of Mornala is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by Silverio Gabriel with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, free-roaming dinosaurs, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, humorless population of 5.305 billion Mornalans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mornalo. The average income tax rate is 91.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Mornalan economy, worth a remarkable 1,025 trillion Cortoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 193,328 Cortoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Jennifer Government is a bestseller, exiles see that the line where the sky meets the sea is just clouds and rain, editorials that criticize the government are legally obligated to display the "pants on fire" warning, and Silverio Gabriel steals from the rich and gives to the needy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mornala's national animal is the White shark, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Secret Sects.

Mornala is ranked 228,854^th in the world and 810^th in The Frontier Sea for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -3.54 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.