The Bare-It-All Sunny Nation of Siuts is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Royal Bareness King Theo I with a fair hand, and renowned for its national health service, unlimited-speed roads, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 18.607 billion Siutsians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The enormous, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Thebecos. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Siutsian economy, worth a remarkable 3,579 trillion IoymLs a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 192,353 IoymLs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Solving crossword puzzles requires fluency in at least five languages, children wondering what happens to pets after they die are shown where the compost heap is, a little pushing and pulling is needed for big ships to pass, and Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Siuts's national animal is the Leo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is NUDE-ism.

Siuts is ranked 7,413^th in the world and 139^th in 10000 Islands for Nicest Citizens, with 39.02 average smiles per day.