The United Gamers of DetroitSmash is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by AngelKiba with a fair hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 15.039 billion DetroitSmashians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Floyand. The average income tax rate is 66.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient DetroitSmashian economy, worth a remarkable 1,727 trillion pounds a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Retail. Average income is an impressive 114,869 pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques, good-looking soldier boys have celebrity status amongst the nation's homosexuals, a byzantine web of conspiracies and secret alliances must be navigated any time legislation is voted upon, and DetroitSmashians teach life's not worth a damn 'til you can shout out 'I am what I am'. Crime is totally unknown. DetroitSmash's national animal is the swan, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

DetroitSmash is ranked 241,271^st in the world and 201^st in 10000 Islands for Fattest Citizens, with 7.79 Obesity Rate.