The Empire of Slabmir is a very large, safe nation, remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 297 million Slabmirians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Beograd. The average income tax rate is 75.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Slabmirian economy, worth 21.7 trillion Dinars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 73,056 Dinars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Printing out government documents requires the approval of at least three admins, a vast monorail network carries people all over the country, government expenses are beyond compare, and Leader is strangely popular with male politicians' wives. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Slabmir's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Slabmir is ranked 20,603^rd in the world and 17^th in Ensio for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 3,284.9 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.