The Republic of Jorovia is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by PM Aléjandro Santi Bórrez with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, keen interest in outer space, and prohibition of alcohol. The compassionate population of 4.557 billion Jorovians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Llegata. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Jorovian economy, worth 564 trillion Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 123,957 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Class clowns are frequently listed among the most dangerous criminals in the nation, mollycoddled youths run the country, Jorovians are regularly fired for looking at MyFace during their lunch breaks, and the examiners who examine examiners are being examined by examiners. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jorovia's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Secular.

Jorovia is ranked 5,412^th in the world and 2^nd in Ensio for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 7,970.76 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.