The United Federation of Slovakastan is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by King Aleksander II with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, soft-spoken computers, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate population of 7.796 billion Slovakastanis have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Environment, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dobrosivka. The average income tax rate is 41.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Slovakastani economy, worth 509 trillion Striebornás a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is 65,313 Striebornás, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Gossip magazines have pictures of King Aleksander II sunbathing on the beach with political rivals, polling place volunteers are suddenly opening a huge number of offshore bank accounts, calling dibs is an unalienable right, and Slovakastanis believe manners maketh the leader. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Slovakastan's national animal is the House Finch, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Lollardy.

Slovakastan is ranked 208,814^th in the world and 14^th in Ridgefield for Fattest Citizens, with 9.13 Obesity Rate.