The Emoticons of Smiley Bob is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Danielle with a fair hand, and renowned for its aversion to nipples, national health service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 35.884 billion Smilers are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, liberal, outspoken government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Avengers Tower. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Smiley economy, worth a remarkable 9,920 trillion pikas a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an amazing 276,464 pikas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students, posters on 'Smiley Values' advise against being proud of Smiley Bob, a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League, and Smiley Bob's heavy congestion charges are the bane of motorists' lives. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Smiley Bob's national animal is the dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is a tie.

Smiley Bob is ranked 332,293^rd in the world and 14^th in Hollow Point for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -97.02 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.