The Nomadic Peoples of The Utes is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Bender - First of His Name with a fair hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, pith helmet sales, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 19.925 billion Utesians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gambiniland. The average income tax rate is 99.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Utesian economy, worth an astonishing 16,269 trillion Invisible Sanddollars a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is a breathtaking 816,518 Invisible Sanddollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians "baring all" for the camera isn't always a figure of speech, pictures of government employees with expensive Pearbooks 'working' on exotic beaches dominate local tabloids, cosmopolitan citizens ask what their countries can do for them, and 10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. The Utes's national animal is the Robert, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Lack Thereof.

The Utes is ranked 59^th in the world and 1^st in Hollow Point for Highest Average Incomes, with 816,518.38 Standard Monetary Units.