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The Utes

Population16.443 billion

CapitalGambiniland
LeaderBender - First of His Name
FaithThe Lack Thereof

CurrencyInvisible Sanddollar
AnimalRobert

The Nomadic Peoples of The Utes is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Bender - First of His Name with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, museums and concert halls, and deadly medical pandemics. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 16.443 billion Utesians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gambiniland. The average income tax rate is 96.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Utesian economy, worth an astonishing 12,238 trillion Invisible Sanddollars a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is a breathtaking 744,325 Invisible Sanddollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

The fire protection service is wholly government-funded, the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes, traumatised refugees have a full bedpan shoved into their hands along with their immigration papers, and years of counter-terrorism planning are foiled by small details. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The Utes's national animal is the Robert, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Lack Thereof.

The Utes is ranked 976th in the world and 2nd in Hollow Point for Smartest Citizens, with 248.41 quips per hour.

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Largest Retail Industry: 9thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 10thLargest Gambling Industry: 21stRudest Citizens: 65thMost Subsidized Industry: 70thMost Efficient Economies: 73rdHighest Average Incomes: 78thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 95thFattest Citizens: 109thMost Rebellious Youth: 118thHighest Drug Use: 128thHighest Crime Rates: 146thMost Armed: 160thMost Inclusive: 161stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 165thLargest Black Market: 167thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 178thHighest Poor Incomes: 287thMost Avoided: 295thLargest Publishing Industry: 332ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 388thMost Cheerful Citizens: 465thMost Advanced Public Education: 519thMost Cultured: 572ndHighest Economic Output: 592ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 595thMost Scientifically Advanced: 665thLargest Governments: 783rdHighest Food Quality: 815thLargest Agricultural Sector: 862ndSmartest Citizens: 976thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,549thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,624thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,703rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,751stNicest Citizens: 1,793rdLargest Mining Sector: 1,925thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,714thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,880thTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,695thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,859thMost Influential: 5,533rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,241stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,650thMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,200thMost Stationary: 11,752ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12,123rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 16,333rdMost Devout: 16,774thTop
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Nudest: 19,674thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 23,177thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 25,170thLargest Populations: 26,254th
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Highest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The Utes, years of counter-terrorism planning are foiled by small details.
  • : Following new legislation in The Utes, traumatised refugees have a full bedpan shoved into their hands along with their immigration papers.
  • : Following new legislation in The Utes, the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes.
  • : Following new legislation in The Utes, the fire protection service is wholly government-funded.
  • : The Utes was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Devout.
  • : Following new legislation in The Utes, school history books often refer to Bender - First of His Name as "that imperialist pig dog".
  • : Following new legislation in The Utes, citizens drive tank-like vehicles with mounted machine guns.
  • : Following new legislation in The Utes, Utesian farm salmon are known for being both horribly diseased and remarkably acrobatic.
  • : Following new legislation in The Utes, murderers and thieves claim divine inspiration to avoid prosecution.
  • : The Utes voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Recognition of the General Assembly"".

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Endorsements Received: 2 » Smiley Bob and Brocklandia.

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