Population | 16.443 billion |
Capital | Gambiniland |
Leader | Bender - First of His Name |
Faith | The Lack Thereof |
Currency | Invisible Sanddollar |
Animal | Robert |
The Nomadic Peoples of The Utes is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Bender - First of His Name with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, museums and concert halls, and deadly medical pandemics. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 16.443 billion Utesians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The relatively small, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gambiniland. The average income tax rate is 96.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Utesian economy, worth an astonishing 12,238 trillion Invisible Sanddollars a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is a breathtaking 744,325 Invisible Sanddollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.
The fire protection service is wholly government-funded, the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes, traumatised refugees have a full bedpan shoved into their hands along with their immigration papers, and years of counter-terrorism planning are foiled by small details. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The Utes's national animal is the Robert, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Lack Thereof.
The Utes is ranked 976th in the world and 2nd in Hollow Point for Smartest Citizens, with 248.41 quips per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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The Utes, years of counter-terrorism planning are foiled by small details.
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The Utes, traumatised refugees have a full bedpan shoved into their hands along with their immigration papers.
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The Utes, the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes.
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The Utes, the fire protection service is wholly government-funded.
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The Utes was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Devout.
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The Utes, school history books often refer to Bender - First of His Name as "that imperialist pig dog".
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The Utes, citizens drive tank-like vehicles with mounted machine guns.
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The Utes, Utesian farm salmon are known for being both horribly diseased and remarkably acrobatic.
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The Utes, murderers and thieves claim divine inspiration to avoid prosecution.
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The Utes voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Recognition of the General Assembly"".
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 2 » Smiley Bob and
Brocklandia.