The Pink Holy Lucky Christmas of Kanatian Percocet is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Santa Claus with a fair hand, and remarkable for its avant-garde cinema, pith helmet sales, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.57 billion Kanatian Percocetians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yggdrassil. The average income tax rate is 69.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kanatian Percocetian economy, worth 676 trillion Candy Cane Gold Bars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 121,509 Candy Cane Gold Bars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Psychiatrists bizarrely accompany Santa Claus to meetings with foreign heads of state, incarcerated crime lords manage their empires from massage tables, most households' childcare costs are higher than their mortgage payments, and guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Kanatian Percocet's national animal is the Bat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Athyism.

Kanatian Percocet is ranked 23,757^th in the world and 647^th in the South Pacific for Safest, scoring 112.12 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.