The Incorporated States of Sourovia is a mammoth, safe nation, notable for its keen interest in outer space, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate population of 6.383 billion Sourovians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government prioritizes Education, although Welfare, Healthcare, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Baronn. The average income tax rate is 39.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Sourovian economy, worth 209 trillion Broens a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 32,782 Broens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Cane fights are a common sight in nursing homes, parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list, Leader has just been declared ruler of Sourovia in an international press conference, and jail house rock has been replaced with jail house golden oldies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sourovia's national animal is the Sourovian Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Sourovia is ranked 183,515^th in the world and 219^th in Forest for Most Developed, scoring 53.84 on the Human Development Index.