The Republic of SSRAB is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its complete lack of prisons, free-roaming dinosaurs, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 4.846 billion SSRABians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of SSRAB city. The average income tax rate is 97.0%.

The frighteningly efficient SSRABian economy, worth a remarkable 1,191 trillion monies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 245,909 monies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Even secular SSRABians are shouting "Blessed are the cheesemakers!", people often get liposuction to reduce their air fares, homes without staircases are considered a step up in luxury, and it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. SSRAB's national animal is the chicken, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

SSRAB is ranked 5,995^th in the world and 154^th in the Pacific for Safest, scoring 126.15 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.