The Socialisticae Planetæ of StarGaiz is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by Tsezar Stalin with an iron fist, and notable for its fear of technology, otherworldly petting zoo, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 13.838 billion Operariuses are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while Environment isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moscoviae. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Operarian economy, worth a remarkable 5,682 trillion Stellas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 410,656 Stellas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Visitors to StarGaiz are microchipped and must be escorted by an Operarian soldier - even to the bathroom, it takes all playtime for children to locate their friends among two hundred identical heads, libraries are refusing to stock A Midsummer Night's Dream because it has an ass in it, and the Counter-Terrorism Unit has been nicknamed "Big Bad Wolf" for its tendency towards urban demolition. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. StarGaiz's national animal is the Pumilio Planetæ, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Комитет комиссаров.

StarGaiz is ranked 69,669^th in the world and 70^th in Conch Kingdom for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 137.99 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.