The Republic of StarWars is a titanic, orderly nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 21.098 billion StarWarsians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Spirituality, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 31.9%.

The very strong StarWarsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,163 trillion Kudoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Trout Farming, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 55,162 Kudoes, with the richest citizens earning 8.9 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. StarWars's national animal is the eagle.

StarWars is ranked 209,307^th in the world and 5^th in Freelandia for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 50.99 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.