The Kingdom of Stella Dragon is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Lord Dang with an even hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, digital currency, and soft-spoken computers. The compassionate population of 14.783 billion Stellarians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social and economic equality; they tend to view other countries as corrupted by the hollow pageantry of sham elections.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sky Island. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Stella Dragonian economy, worth a remarkable 2,923 trillion DDS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 197,779 DDS, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Residents are readily ratting out rats in restaurants, it isn't only obsequious grandees who produce a lot of manure at state occasions, dissing one's former country is a prerequisite to apply for Stella Dragonian citizenship, and troops are either deafened by gunfire or a hysterical voice screaming the Party manifesto. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Stella Dragon's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Space Dragon.

Stella Dragon is ranked 5,794^th in the world and 125^th in the Pacific for Nicest Citizens, with 42.67 average smiles per day.