The Jingoistic States of Stormtrooper Division is a mid-sized, genial nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 50 million Stormtroopers are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 75.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The basket case Armed economy, worth 668 billion Bullets a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. Average income is 13,368 Bullets, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Great Armed Tar Cloud can be seen from space, children talking about the food chain are routinely arrested, territories have the right to secede if they aren't happy, and there's some really clean windows in Armed houses. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Stormtrooper Division's national animal is the Rattlesnake, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Stormtrooper Division is ranked 193,651^st in the world and 1,435^th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 13.15 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.