The United Kingdom of Suricata is a very large, socially progressive nation, renowned for its suspicion of poets, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 344 million Suricatans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, pro-business government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Healthcare, and Defense are also considered important, while International Aid and Welfare aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.4%.

The very strong Suricatan economy, worth 18.5 trillion pounds a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Trout Farming, and Tourism. Average income is 53,696 pounds, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 224,871 per year while the poor average 8,348, a ratio of 26.9 to 1.

Citizens have never heard foreign radio, cosmopolitan citizens ask what their countries can do for them, citizens invest their excess cash in mattresses, and diaper-wrapped shawarma is a fan-favorite. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Suricata's national animal is the Eagle.

Suricata is ranked 199,545^th in the world and 165^th in Benigtopia for Least Corrupt Governments, with 92.33 percentage of bribes refused.