The Republic of Suzanny is a tiny, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 8 million Suzannyians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Industry, and Welfare are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.0%.

The very strong Suzannyian economy, worth 574 billion florins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Pizza Delivery, and Retail. Average income is 71,855 florins, with the richest citizens earning 9.4 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Suzanny's national animal is the wolf, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Suzanny is ranked 25,467^th in the world and 111^th in the Outback for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 4,797.39 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.