The Unified Dominion of Teonage is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Premier Ramon Leto with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 16.393 billion Teonageans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Soccoro Falls. The average income tax rate is 53.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Teonagean economy, worth a remarkable 1,569 trillion Cubits a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Trout Farming. Average income is 95,714 Cubits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The examiners who examine examiners are being examined by examiners, garden stores are not allowed to sell water butts, plain-clothes police officers follow Dàguó tourists everywhere they go, and tourists visit Teonage to mass-moon Teonagean politicians. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Teonage's national animal is the Scarlet Tatinger, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Solarism.

Teonage is ranked 23,186^th in the world and 144^th in Forest for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 3,067.88 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.