by Max Barry

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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,948thMost Influential: 3,714thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,937th
The Federal Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Ubi concordia, ibi Victoria.
Chancellor Anahuac
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population3.226 billion

CapitalSoccoro Falls
LeaderChancellor Anahuac

AnimalScarlet Tatinger

The Federal Republic of Teonage is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Chancellor Anahuac with an iron fist, and notable for its parental licensing program, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 3.226 billion Teonageans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Soccoro Falls. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 58.6%.

The all-consuming Teonagean economy, worth 359 trillion Cubits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Information Technology, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 111,420 Cubits, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.

Religious turf wars have caused frustrated police to pray for divine intervention, religious households enthusiastically use whips in private, war vets look after war animals, and CSI Forest is this year's hit new crime show. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Teonage's national animal is the Scarlet Tatinger, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Solarism.

Teonage is ranked 26,054th in the world and 65th in Thaecia for Highest Average Incomes, with 111,420.85 Standard Monetary Units.

Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,948thTop
Most Influential: 3,714thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,937thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 7,108thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,531stTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,668thHealthiest Citizens: 13,429thLowest Crime Rates: 13,840thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 15,096thMost Devout: 15,578thLongest Average Lifespans: 16,665thMost Cultured: 18,603rdBest Weather: 18,885thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 19,160thMost Developed: 19,695thSafest: 20,054th
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14th in the regionMost Stationary: 17th in the regionTop
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 23rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 26th in the regionMost Influential: 28th in the regionMost Devout: 30th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 32nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 35th in the region

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