The Serene Highland Bluffs of Dest Oritio is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Brian O'Hare with a fair hand, and renowned for its soft-spoken computers, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 15.361 billion Dest Oritioats are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Central Destro. The average income tax rate is 95.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Dest Oritian economy, worth a remarkable 4,010 trillion Jams a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 261,106 Jams, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication, recognizing the Dest Oritian flag qualifies you for citizenship, more sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people, and the nation's infamous rickshaw ambulances often double as hearses. Crime is totally unknown. Dest Oritio's national animal is the Hare, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Haretic.

Dest Oritio is ranked 328,821^st in the world and 253^rd in Forest for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -10.73 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.