The Theocracy of The Phoenix of RA is a titanic, pleasant nation, ruled by Noctourne Aniamen with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, cynical population of 21.491 billion Phoenixes have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and look forward to their next free and open election, to be held on an as-yet unannounced date.

The medium-sized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Industry receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Solar City. The average income tax rate is 25.7%.

The Phoenixian economy, worth 507 trillion Solar Dollars a year, is highly specialized and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Arms Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 23,624 Solar Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Punitive tariffs protect local industry, Noctourne Aniamen has been self-declared as the Most Supreme Magnificent Overlord of Everything You Ever Saw, Noctourne Aniamen is the self-declared God of all The Phoenix of RA, and the national government has been dissolved by revolutionary insurgents. Crime is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The Phoenix of RA's national animal is the Phoenix, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is The Book of RA.

The Phoenix of RA is ranked 252,669^th in the world and 28^th in The Universe for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -6.24 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.