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Largest Mining Sector: 1,439thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,771stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,998th
The GHENGIS KHAN IN SPACE of
Iron Fist Consumerists
This is how we handle things down in Toon Town
Judge Doom
Influence
Vassal
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Pyros

Population3.86 billion

CapitalCorda Dracon
LeaderJudge Doom
FaithPyrianism

CurrencyKolton
AnimalDragon

The GHENGIS KHAN IN SPACE of The Pyros is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Judge Doom with an iron fist, and renowned for its aversion to nipples, parental licensing program, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.86 billion Pyrs are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Corda Dracon. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 90.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Pyrian economy, worth 857 trillion Koltons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 222,090 Koltons, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 715,466 per year while the poor average 52,177, a ratio of 13.7 to 1.

Pollsters are out of a job as elections have been cancelled, woefully uninformed voters cast their ballots at random, the delay between passed legislation and real world implementation is often a decade or longer, and political candidates must be personally vetted by Judge Doom. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Pyros's national animal is the Dragon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Pyrianism.

The Pyros is ranked 192,506th in the world and 234th in Carcassonne for Most Stationary, with 58.03692118968 days.

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Largest Mining Sector: 1,439thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,771stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,998thMost Patriotic: 2,219thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,745thTop
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Most Armed: 3,019thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,305thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,307thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,625thLargest Black Market: 6,980thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,013thHighest Average Incomes: 7,505thLargest Governments: 9,392ndMost Influential: 9,981stHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,964thLowest Crime Rates: 11,033rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,682ndMost Secular: 12,760thMost Subsidized Industry: 13,295thTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 15,225thFattest Citizens: 15,594thLargest Retail Industry: 17,550thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 17,961stMost Advanced Public Education: 18,148thMost Cultured: 18,664thMost Efficient Economies: 19,924thMost Developed: 20,702ndMost Authoritarian: 23,233rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 23,297thLargest Insurance Industry: 24,586thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 28,653rd
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Largest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionMost Armed: 4th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 5th in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 9th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 9th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 10th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 13th in the regionMost Secular: 13th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 16th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 16th in the regionLargest Populations: 17th in the regionMost Cultured: 20th in the regionMost Influential: 22nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 26th in the regionMost Developed: 26th in the regionFattest Citizens: 26th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 32nd in the regionTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 59th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 63rd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 65th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 67th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 76th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 78th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 80th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 80th in the region

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