Population | 3.86 billion |
Capital | Corda Dracon |
Leader | Judge Doom |
Faith | Pyrianism |
Currency | Kolton |
Animal | Dragon |
The GHENGIS KHAN IN SPACE of The Pyros is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Judge Doom with an iron fist, and renowned for its aversion to nipples, parental licensing program, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.86 billion Pyrs are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Corda Dracon. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 90.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Pyrian economy, worth 857 trillion Koltons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 222,090 Koltons, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 715,466 per year while the poor average 52,177, a ratio of 13.7 to 1.
Pollsters are out of a job as elections have been cancelled, woefully uninformed voters cast their ballots at random, the delay between passed legislation and real world implementation is often a decade or longer, and political candidates must be personally vetted by Judge Doom. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Pyros's national animal is the Dragon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Pyrianism.
The Pyros is ranked 192,506th in the world and 234th in Carcassonne for Most Stationary, with 58.03692118968 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Pyros was endorsed by The Republic of Bhadeshistan.
- : The Pyros lodged a message on the Carcassonne Regional Message Board.
- : The Pyros was endorsed by The Kingdom of Rattanathailand.
- : The Pyros lodged a message on the Carcassonne Regional Message Board.
- : The Pyros lodged a message on the Carcassonne Regional Message Board.
- : The Pyros lodged a message on the Carcassonne Regional Message Board.
- : The Pyros lodged a message on the Carcassonne Regional Message Board.
- : The Pyros was endorsed by The Republic of Coprania.
- : The Pyros lodged a message on the Carcassonne Regional Message Board.
- : The Pyros lodged a message on the Carcassonne Regional Message Board.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 13 » Pauline Bonaparte, Ysengrim, Ciskavkazia, Epithemia, Ben Bridge, Reside, Fenteu, Procyonid Republic, Plagriu, Ancrathia, Ladratia, Coprania, and Rattanathailand.