The Republic of The Republic of Liberty is a very large, genial nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, anti-smoking policies, and frequent executions. The compassionate, democratic population of 305 million Republic of Libertyians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 44.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Republic of Libertyian economy, worth 10.5 trillion Liberty Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 34,491 Liberty Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Pro-wrestling bouts open with a legal disclaimer insisting that any violence is guaranteed 100% faked, prison overcrowding is being addressed with a series of short sharp shocks, the old neighbourhood isn't how most Republic of Libertyians remember it, and shoppers have literally had their hands full since plastic bags were banned. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Republic of Liberty's national animal is the Bald eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

The Republic of Liberty is ranked 251,459^th in the world and 1,317^th in Europeia for Most Cultured, scoring 63 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.